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'Removable Nose' Trick Clinches Offer From Michael Jackson

By Reese

Published April 5, 2005 08:22 AM

Even after a complete two-day tour of the Neverland ranch including games, toys, candy, rides, and other various activities, little Joey Spano wasn't quite ready to commit to Michael's offer of sodomy and fun. That was until Michael performed his patented 'removable nose' trick. "Man, no one can convincingly make me believe that their nose is REALLY in their hand like my pal Mike does." said Joey, 11 from Santa Monica, Ca., "I was so impressed, my pants pretty much dropped right there on the spot!" After a long night of groping, seduction, and sex, Joey started feeling slightly violated and sad, but Michael pepped him right up with another rendition of his trick by removing his nose and then pulling it from the back of Joey's ear. "Gets me excited every time I see it.", exclaimed little Joey with glee.