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The Effect of Mario Leaving American Idol

By Reese

Published March 16, 2005 09:34 AM

U.S. reaction to Mario quitting Amer. Idol:
41% - struggle but go on with their lives.
39% - question the existence of God.
13% - slip into a deep coma via shock.
6% - get depressed and commit suicide.
1% - don't give a fuck.